i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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