She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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