party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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