Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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