i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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