when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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