Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
false alarm. still invincible.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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