I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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