real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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