I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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