Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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