It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
please come you make the beer taste better
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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