i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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