fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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