You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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