Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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