i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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