I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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