If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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