im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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