About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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