I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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