And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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