just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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