Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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