I want to make a zoo with you.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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