SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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