hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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