i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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