Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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