Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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