I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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