She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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