we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think pants incapable of making pants work
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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