Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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