Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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