Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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