it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
as a side note pls kill me
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
