I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He passed out mid-signature
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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