I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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