and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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