i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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