What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Life is so much better after having sex.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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