im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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