I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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