I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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