i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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