this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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