have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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