weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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