yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
