Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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