Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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