Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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