drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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